"Hags Are Here!" (w/ Margaret Cho)
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
This is not hyperbole: Margaret Cho is so mother for this. "This" means appearing on Las Cultch with Matt & Bowen in a true time of need. The three friends and Fire Island co-stars discuss bouncing back from a breakup, dick as a metaphor for love and romance, and whether sex actually helps as a coping mechanism in life. Also, Margaret's dog Lucia (whose presence is like medicine), the POWER of Pedro Pascal, the POWER of Chow Yun Fat, and the POWER of John Travolta (at least at one point. All this, The Grammys, Beyoncé, Olivia Newton John's Bad Sandy transformation, hagsploitation, "The Hillsong Aesthetic", Reese & Ashton's awkward press tour, Tiffany Pollard, Monique as host of Charm School, Robyn Dixon's latest flop, The Cut's Etiquette Rules, The Geneva Convention and recent Madonna discourse. Get tickets to see Margaret on tour this year at www.margaretcho.com!
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| 0:00.0 | What's up y'all? I'm Guillermo Diaz and I played Huck on Scandal. |
| 0:04.0 | And I'm Katie Loes, aka Quinn Perkins, and we're the hosts of Unpacking the Toolbox, |
| 0:09.7 | the Scandal Rewatch podcast where we're talking about all the best moments of the show. |
| 0:14.0 | With guests like Tony Goldwyn who always amped up the fire as President Fitzgerald Grant. |
| 0:19.2 | Grab your scandal swag, your du belay, and join us on Unpacking the Toolbox every Thursday. |
| 0:25.3 | Listen to Unpacking the Toolbox on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:55.3 | In 1968, five black girls were picked up by police after running away from a reform school in Mount Meg's Alabama. |
| 1:10.3 | I'm writer and reporter Josie Defi Rice, and in a new podcast, I investigate the abuse that thousands of black children suffered at the Alabama Industrial School for Negro Children. |
| 1:21.3 | And how those five girls changed everything. |
| 1:25.3 | Listen to Unreformed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:33.3 | Look, man, oh, oh, I see him, I don't know. |
| 1:37.3 | Oh, look over there. Is that a culture? Yes. |
| 1:40.3 | Yes. |
| 1:41.3 | Last culture, these days. |
| 1:43.3 | Ding dong! Last culture, recess calling. |
| 1:47.3 | What's the temperature? Well, the temperature is in Celsius over here in the UK. |
| 1:53.3 | And so I haven't figured out the conversion. I'm a terrible science student. |
| 1:57.3 | Cheek, very chic. |
| 1:59.3 | Someone goes, it feels like 25. And I'm like, yeah, totally. |
| 2:04.3 | So I was just going to say, it feels like 25 out here. |
| 2:07.3 | Now, the weather thing, that's one thing, the sort of pounds to dollars. Where are we at? |
| 2:12.3 | I can figure out pounds to dollars. Well, this is the thing about the UK. The UK is like totally billless. |
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