Hag Xmas Gift Guide
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
The Christmas episode.
🎄CLICK TO SHOP THE XMAS HAG SHOP! Yes, it's here. Built during this week's episode, this store is a Santa sack of wonders bursting at the seams. ✨ Hit refresh regularly—items are being added as fast as the hosts can remember things they like.🛍️Shop now.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Christmas girl. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:03.2 | And by the way, yep. It really is the season. I'm cold. There's lots of merch to buy, folks. You know what it is? It's LED. I mean, it's modern lighting isn't hot anymore. I was working on the tree last night. Mm-hmm. Lights I bought that were so hot to the touch, I took them off. Kandescent? No. You buy them in an old factory? |
| 0:23.2 | No, Amazon. |
| 0:23.9 | They were indoor, outdoor lights. lights I bought that were so hot to the touch, I took them off. Kandescent? |
| 0:21.5 | No. Did you buy them in an old factory? |
| 0:23.2 | Amazon. |
| 0:23.9 | They were indoor, outdoor lights. |
| 0:25.4 | And they know what's funny? |
| 0:26.0 | They were so hot to the touch. |
| 0:27.8 | I go, oh, they're hot. |
| 0:29.1 | And then I go, oh, no, take them off the tree. |
| 0:31.4 | A partner goes, hey, let me see the, where did you get these? |
| 0:33.8 | Let me look at the review i go i got good reviews they look at it they go this is not good reviews what did you think good review is you know like three stars no no no i saw like four |
| 0:42.9 | and a half stars but they're only like 700 like yeah no no this is terrible okay okay but um guess what |
| 0:49.4 | i want for christmas guess what i'm craving really hard what because guess what's back what all the hot |
| 0:53.7 | girls are wearing now. |
| 0:54.5 | Hold. |
| 0:54.9 | Hold. |
| 0:55.2 | Don't tell me. |
| 0:56.6 | Ugs. |
| 0:57.6 | Are you serious? I'm hyper fixated. Because I got news for you. I've never had an Ugg. Okay, well, welcome to L.A. So I wore Ugs in high school. There's Ugs that go to here. Yeah. And then there's ugs that go to here. |
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