Guys, hi and a welcome to nit-tuk, not giving a fuck. So, Lauren has had an absolute...

The phone hacking scandal. It happens to me too. I must be famous. It wasn't the news of the world, though. Um, oh, I've had a a nightmare. So my phone, not my phone, my emails. You've had a bit of a shit week. I'm not going to lie. The coming threes, you had that one thing that we can't talk about yet, which we can never talk about that. Oh, you don't know about that. That thing happens to me more. No, the thing that I

happened to me before. The thing that I rang you about? Yeah. That only you and James know. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I'll tell you. So that happened. Then the phone hacking. Yeah. And then just light. Is there something else? I'm not. Oh, there's a third coming. Well, Tommy's not very well so whatever that could be it. Right so let me tell you and the reason I'm going to

bore people with this is because apparently it's really massively common. So I changed my phone to an iPhone 17, which is the newer one, whatever. When I got it, I had to change everything over. So I didn't really think much of it, just messing around, you're logging into everything.

And then I started getting some text messages that said like your, you know, U-T-O-T-P code.

Over the pants.

Over the pants code. And I started getting these texts through. And I didn't really think much of it because my phone was being messing around and I was getting things later.

And I thought it was because I was re-logging in and whatever. Probably I should have noticed earlier but I didn't really notice.

Then I got a notification about a password reset. I thought I didn't do that. And again,

plodded on, thought nothing much of it. Then I got a text, I got an email.

I was driving to Pilates, my one time on my own, got in the car, set off.

And I got this message and it said, your ticket master account, password reset,

I thought I haven't done that.

So I just pulled over really quickly.

And then I got another one straight away saying,

Ticketmaster has accepted your sale of tickets to

an NBA game in America. I was like, I know it was a women's fun. I haven't. I'm thinking, did I?

Did I? Have I sold some tickets? I don't know. We know you're a bit of a wheel of dealer.

I'm a bit of a wheel of dealer. I'm like, did I do that? Anyway, I, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. And that's when now the

now I'm saying it. It sounds really obvious that I know, I can't believe I didn't notice it. At the same time,

like a day before I'd got an email and it was one of those emails that we've probably all had them that says,

Lauren, I have hacked into your phone and I have what caught you wanking to porn and I'm going to send that video to everybody. And they know your passwords, they write your passwords. And I thought, I just ignored it because I thought I fucking had loads of them. Anyway, it turns out it was all, wanks and yeah, turns out it was all tied in.

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