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We're happy to be joined in studio by Tom Arnold.

He is at the D.C. Comedy Loft tonight and tomorrow.

Two shows each night.

Tom, you joked about your four marriages, your four weddings.

Would you consider a fifth?

Hold on.

What?

Hold on. Hold on. One second. Is you the wrong mic or? It's the same one. Just swap it out because that chord's broken. All right, hold on. The mic is awful. Is it from being pulled too much there? Probably, yeah, the XLR. Is it better now? I can do the other one. Hold on Tom. I I think we can hear it. I'm the producer.

No, now it's this one.

All right there.

That one's working. No, it's not your fault. No, good. Thank you. Why not reach here? We got an issue. They're all needed. I'll do whatever has to be done. All right. Try that. So I asked you if you would consider a fifth marriage because you've been married four times.

You have been on a day.

No.

No. So I asked you if you would consider a fifth marriage because you've been married four times. Have you been on a day, eight years? No, haven't. Haven't. I was single dad with a 12-year-old and a 10-year-old. I'm not sure they would, you know, my 12-year-old son's very, you know, if he sees women, I see you know, but also their mom, you know know it's public record is so crazy you know

she swats us and does things like that no i don't know if you have you could google it what does that

mean that means she calls the police i'm homeless sleep with the kids she says his name is tom arnold

he's right there to kill us or something. Yeah, he's very violent.

He has a lot of guns and worried about the kids. And they come. And the cops come in a hot. They come in hot. Yeah. And I meet him outside and say, say, call your supervisor. You've been here a lot. And the kids are fine. I'm not waking him up. And I got no guns. and then the cops leave and I have to wake up the kids.

Kids, we got to hide the freaking guns, man.

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