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You know how we made fun of cakes like three or four years ago when we went bowling?

I know we make fun all the time.

I know. I think he had the high score though he had the bragging rights with the high score that

so remember we we made fun of him because he entered his finger on my thumb right thumb

oh is your thumb thumb my thumb. My thumb. My thumb went numb. I had tingling and numbness in my thumb

literally for a year. But it went away. It's fully functional. Look at that silly. Look at that

digit. I injured the tip of my finger the other day. It's like a weird thing. I

gripped something weird like when I was up I had the golf club my hand my right pointer finger

And I'm gonna be honest with you it's been bothering me just the tip right here

Just the tip. I just re-injured it. This is gross. Wiping. I just re-injured. I'm not kidding. I just re-injured it and now it's red and swollen. Like I jammed it. I was grabbing the toilet paper and I jammed it.

I hope you've washed your hands thoroughly.

Thoroughly. I jammed it and it's swollen and red.

Hold on. Did you, hold on, did you jam it on like the dispenser or like your butt?

Jam?

I think it's when I kind of, I think it's when I grab the toilet paper and I just hit my other hand like I kind of

grabbed it and then you're a classic life thing. You're a classic life thing.

And I want to make sure there's no finger showing right? So I want to clump it and I, you know, make sure it's all covered and I and I now it's the tip of my

finger hurts like you wouldn't believe. Does it feel like the guy's finger that

Joe and Hall broke when he had the gun?

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