The junks are brought to you by Cropmecalf, the official heating and cooling company of the junkies. If you're looking to be the next five-star HVAC technician or plumber, just go to Cropmecalf.com, and you can join their team today. Coming up at 925, we will tell you how CBSSports.com graded the commander's preseason. So we'll get into that at 9.25 Who graded it? CBSSports.com. I mean, our preseason was pretty horrible. I would say it was probably... D-minus. One of the worst in the league. 925. We'll do that, but right now we'll do Eby's entertainment page. Something more entertaining than the commander's entire preseason.

It's about to happen right now.

Thank God.

It's over.

The entertainment page, of course, driven by BMW Fairfax.

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your ultimate driving machine.

Get over to BMW Fairfax.

Ask for my girl, Miriam.

She's a general manager. Of course, you can check out their entire selection of certified pre-owned and brand new vehicles right there on their website, BMW Fairfax.com. When you get there, mention me. They're going to treat you great either way. But it definitely helps out. And you're going to love it. Trust me. I told you, I finally, you guys buy those, like, things to hold your phone that you

put on, like, your windshield. I generally do not. My wife has one. That's the domain of my cup holder.

Oh, I had to have it a pie. Mine too. So I get the one, like, on a windshield or on your dash.

The one I did on my windshield, the heat just melted away all of the adhesive.

Okay.

And I had just a big glob of goo on my windshield, literally bigger than my fist.

Yeah.

Just goo.

Gotta buy some goo gone.

For like two months.

I'm just too lazy to deal with it.

Shocker. I just didn't care. I just put, I put it down on my dash and I covered it up.

I didn't care. And my wife would look at it. She goes, what are you doing? So finally,

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