H4: David Koechner and Rob Maher, Part Two, Spencer Carbery
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 5 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back. Junkies coming to you live on 1067 The Fan and the Team 980 here in the DMV. In Richmond, you can check us out on 910 The Fan or 105.1 FM. And of course, you can watch us on the Monumental Sports Network, presented by Crop McCaff, the official heating and cooling company of the Junkies. Happy to be joined in studio by David. You know, we were having a debate. Okay. Because somebody said that I should pronounce your last name, Kackner. |
| 0:24.1 | I thought it was Kekner. in studio by David. You know, we were having a debate. Okay. Because somebody said that I should pronounce |
| 0:22.1 | your last name, Kackner. I thought it was Kekner. Kachner? Yes. That's what I was told. |
| 0:27.8 | Packner as a hack? Here's the declensions of it. Okay. So the German say Kersner. Because in |
| 0:34.5 | German, there'd be an umlaught over the O. My grandfather was adopted by the Kushners. I'm not even German. Now, let's look at the other way. It should be, at the very least, it should be Cochner. That's the way it should be pronounced. |
| 0:48.9 | That's the way it looks. I'm from a very small town of Missouri. Apparently don't understand phonetics. |
| 0:55.7 | Shocker. |
| 0:56.4 | They pronounce it Keckner. |
| 0:58.4 | Keck. |
| 0:59.1 | Yes. |
| 0:59.9 | My instinct was Keckner? |
| 1:02.1 | Right. You've heard it that way. |
| 1:03.4 | But your brain looks at it. |
| 1:05.8 | Nowhere in the English language does the OE make this short E sound. |
| 1:09.6 | So you're all correct. |
| 1:11.0 | However you want to say it. Did you ever have an agent or anybody say to you, we got to change your name? No, of course not. Those days are gone. Nobody. Nobody does that. That foolishness doesn't. They said you should get it. You should have a hairpiece. One of the biggest stars we have right now is named Shalame. Right. So if you're going to change your name, my mother was a downy. |
| 1:31.0 | So I should have... One of the biggest stars we have right now is named Salome. Right, right, right. So if you're going to change your name, my mother was a Downey. |
| 1:31.0 | So I should have, when I got in a show business, I should have changed it to David Downey, put a junior on there. |
| 1:35.5 | How are you doing? |
| 1:36.4 | Halfway to show business. |
| 1:37.7 | You'd be Iron Man right now. |
| 1:38.9 | I would be Iron Man right now. |
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