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Hey, you know what's more fun than going to your soul-sucking job next Wednesday at noon?

You know what's more fun than that? Joining the jugs for a free movie screening

in Tyson's Corner at the ICON Theater next Wednesday, high noon. We're going to be watching Roadhouse with Jake Jillin Hall, Connor McGregor, and

more at noon. First come, first serve. According to Drive, free popcorn, free drinks.

So does at least, which we love, we love redneck guzzlers and watching movies for free.

Do you think cakes can say soda without saying redneck guzzlers?

It's impossible. I believe drab, I first saw it in the internship with Vince Vaughn.

It's a great scene where he goes to the Google headquarters and he's just, he so excited that he get everything for free bagels for free coffee soda by the way good luck good luck getting that here at Odyssey

everything is gone now. The coffee machine, gone. Pretty soon the water machines

will be gone. Everything's gone. Anyway, drab, I think a few years ago. The water machines are gone? No, I'm are not saying that soon one of the water machines doesn't work

right there's two water machines the one on the left works the one on the right

doesn't I don't get it i just can't I can't ever forget that drab and I were in West Palm a couple years ago

we still took trips and we were so it was so hot outside we said we got to go to a 7-Eleven and get a redneck guzzler.

Big Gulp.

So ever since you said that that one time?

It's stuck in my brain and we went to the 7-Eleven on the wrong side of the tracks in West Palm and I was like an idiot.

I needed I needed change for a hundred because I needed the tip like the the valet back in the

hotel and I'm waving a hundred dollars around.

The world's sake is 711.

Every every mess head coming out of every crack of the sidewalk.

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