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Say good morning to our pal, Dave Richard, from CBS Sports and CBSSports.com.

He is a fantasy football guru.

That means he's an expert.

What's up, Dave?

Good morning.

Gentlemen, good morning.

Isn't fantasy football so much fun?

Because in one day, you can see three backfields completely changing their personnel,

and everybody's racing to the waiver wire trying to figure out which third stringer is going to end up being the best guy to get them like nine fantasy points in a given week.

Like, who needs this?

And it's only week five.

It's kind of crazy how this season has already gone.

And I feel like I've been saying that every year for the past three years.

But I guess it's just the way that things are in the NFL now.

Yep.

I know.

I mean, the injuries are just crazy.

I sent a text to Dave last night.

I said, should I pick up Michael Carter and bench Chase Brown?

Yeah, like, could you imagine if you had seen yourself sending that text a month ago?

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