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The Sports Junkies

H1: MLB Opening Day, Sports Page, Illegal Massages

The Sports Junkies

Audacy

Sports

4.31.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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03/26 Hour 1: MLB Season Has Officially Started - 1:00 Top Storylines Around The Sports World - 13:00 MG County Warns People About Illegal Massages - 29:00

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0:00.0

Good morning, Junk's listeners. We are the Junkies Company live on 10-7, The Fan, Team 9-10,

0:06.3

The Fan. If you're listening in Richmond, you can watch us on the Monumental Sports Network.

0:11.1

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0:15.6

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0:28.6

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0:33.1

Got a three-man junk show this open line Thursday.

0:36.5

I'm Cakes at Money Metal Cakes on your Twitter. I'm joined by John Paul Flame. What's up, Cakesy? What's up? He's sitting in Jason Bishop's seat. Jason out the rest of the week. But Eric Bickle is here. Hey, good morning. How are you? Good morning. Look at you wearing your Nats, pull over, whatever you want to call that thing. This is an opening day. You're on point. The Nats' quarters of JP. Yeah, Nats opened their season today in Chicago. It was opening night last night. The Giants took on the Yankees on Netflix in case you didn't know. Valdez, can you find it? It's on Daily Mail. I don't know if you can find the full version. They're hailing the national anthem is the greatest of all time. The way the guy sang it. I don't know. I did not catch it. Here's the headline. Baseball fans hail greatest national anthem of all time ahead of the Yankees Giants game on MLB opening night. Now, it would be hard to imagine. It could be better than, like, Houston or something like that. But let's see. Yeah. Let's see what the guys got. And Valdez brought up a good point. Like, I was going to bring up in my World Series ring because I am a World Series champion, much like the Nationals back in 2019.

1:46.1

I forgot. Somebody tweeted me

1:48.0

too, said, wear your ring. I'm going to play

1:49.9

golf later today. I don't want to have that just like floating

1:51.9

around in my golf bag. Yeah. Definitely

1:54.2

something you could lose. Yeah.

1:56.2

I don't want to lose it.

1:57.9

Oh, say, can you

2:00.3

see by the dawn's early lights?

2:05.9

What so proudly we hail at the twilight last gleaming,

2:15.4

whose brought stripes and bright stars through the peril Are we going to listen to the whole thing? I mean, you don't have to if you want It's tremendous. It's good, really good. It is a hard song to sing, man. He's not pussyfooting around. He's just, he's kind of... He's going through it. Yeah, good for him. And he's going at a pretty good pace. The artist? Retired U.S. guy. Retired servicemen. Nice. His name is Generald Wilson. I know that the Yankees won 7-0. Max Fried, really good pitcher. I think he had 19 wins last year. Got the win. Aaron Judge, four strikeouts.

2:53.7

Well, nobody cares. He had a whole money. I know. He'll still hit. He'll hit 50 dingers.

2:58.0

55 home runs the end of the year. I mean, last year he was the batting champion.

3:03.1

Yeah. Well, it is what it is. Strikeouts is just no big deal.

3:06.9

But I woke up this morning and my brain's not working. What do they call that when you strike out four times? There's a name for it? There's a name for it. There it is. The golden sombreros? Yeah, I've heard that. That's a real thing. I wouldn't pull that. It would take me a year to get that. You've never heard of that? no yeah baseball cakes has never heard of the golden sombrero

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