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The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 22 July 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Tuesday morning, Rickies. We are the Junks. We're brought to you by our friends at CropMECAF, the official heating and cooling company of the junkies. |
| 0:09.7 | If you need information on how to become one of their five-star technicians, just go to CropMetCath.com. |
| 0:15.3 | That's how you get that intel. |
| 0:18.1 | It's four-man junk show. It's your pal cakes. |
| 0:20.6 | At MoneyMetal Cakes on Twitter at Cakes Flops on your Instagram. Joined by Jason Bishop. Cakesy. Hello. John Paul Flame here to... What's up, Cakes? Hey, man. And Eric Bickle. Good morning. How are you? I am doing well. I have to say Mike Marr shipped this 20. Everybody, except as usual, Drabb, last one to pay. Drabb is the straggler. His last one to pay always. I'm usually amongst the last to pay, but I was messing around on my Venmo yesterday. I was like, I'll be 20 bucks. Yeah, he'll get it to you. Dumb Scotty Sheple. Hey, Drabby, did you? You got to do it on Drabb's timeline. Drabby, you take 110, you take 66 to 110 into the city, correct? I'd take 66 all the way in, yep. Right. Did you see that guy fly by? He was going like 90 like 90 on 66 no but i do see maniacs like |
| 1:14.9 | that a lot i mean he he i thought it i thought it was you because i saw a black tesla on the left |
| 1:19.8 | he just dart he was going 90 on the left lane i was in the right lane and he almost hit me |
| 1:24.6 | yeah cut me off he almost hit me it's unbelievable he should be arrested i almost hit me. It's unbelievable. He should be arrested. |
| 1:28.7 | I couldn't believe how fast this guy was going. |
| 1:30.9 | What'd you do? |
| 1:31.4 | Because you're a noted rage. No, I didn't do anything. You didn't do anything. I was just glad he didn't hit me. You don't have time to react when the guy's going nine years. I mean, he was flying. and he was and he was right on a black tessa's ass and i thought it was you but i guess it wasn't you |
| 1:28.0 | and he he kind of darted in front of me and behind that And he was right on a black Tessa's ass. And I thought it was you, but I guess it wasn't you. |
| 1:45.0 | And he kind of darted in front of me and behind that guy. |
| 1:48.6 | And then he cut that guy off. |
| 1:50.3 | I mean, he was going so effing fast. |
| 1:52.2 | I couldn't believe it. |
| 1:53.2 | Do I speed like garden variety speeding? |
| 1:56.6 | Every day. |
| 1:57.3 | Absolutely. |
| 1:58.2 | If it's 60 or 65, I'll tickle 75, 78, maybe even 80 here or there. |
| 2:04.5 | This guy was going faster. |
| 2:06.1 | But I mean, 90 and getting close to 100 miles per hour and the guys on motorcycles going |
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