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The Ross Bolen Podcast

H-Town To Cali Just Like Robert Horry

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 275th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen featuring co-host slash producer Mike Moody. Presented by Bolen Media. Full video of this episode: YouTube.com/BolenMedia 2 additional ad-free episodes of RBP each month: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (0:00) Mo City Don Cover (4:31) Introduction (17:06) Becoming Nocturnal (20:30) Water Filtration Systems (27:27) College With COVID-19 (32:11) What Is A Coconut? (35:00) Green Text People Problems (36:32) Phone Tag 2020 (43:19) Maintaining Sanity During Social Distancing (59:31) Announcements and Conclusion Felix Gray: FelixGrayGlasses.com/RBP Ollie: MyOllie.com/try/RBP 888-WRBOLEN
 Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen 
Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast
, @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Recorded and produced by Mike Moody and Grant Davis at Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

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0:00.0

And now, a reading of zero the Crookids, most city-dawnt freestyle off his 2005 album, let the truth be told.

0:10.0

Slow loud and banging all in my trunk, trunk full of funk I never been a punk, I blow on skunk, I blow on doja, military minded, I'm a motherfucking soldier, out the street to the ridge my foe, not no bitchin said I still ain't a hoe, letting brothers know every day of the year, I pimp my pain and I get my point clear,

0:29.0

why brothers wanna talk down, I don't know, gotta take a trip to Hockapoco from the foe with my foe foe on my side, when I ride ready to do another humm of side and a pine box and I'm gone, brother old glory, I'm a each town of Cali just like Robert Ory, and if I do a murder, I flee the murder scene, well there's a shortage on the drink, I can't find no lean, from south west to southeast bitch, it's about war not about peace, brother like me, I'm about knocking out teeth, now I'm sayin' I'll lose your grill, a brother comin' down in the coop deville, lookin' gravy, lookin' real throat, I'ma be that brother pullin' over at the fuck

0:59.0

I can crossroad with my K on my side, I'm ready to ride, and if I gotta go, it'll be a humm of side, me and another brother on the way to the Golden Gate, a brother like me can't wait, just to make it to another day, gotta get the big pay off, so get the fuck out my way when I come around your corner so slow, it'll be that brother in the damn polo, that's the Ralph Lauren, Jack is ain't boring, why skip the slab when I win straight to foreign, said it like I said it in the old school, so in brothers they be red, but he rolled blue, I come around your corner but I ain't set trippin', but I will,

1:29.0

where brothers and where women, with the Calico, I had to let a motherfucker know that I come around your corner in a Lincoln fold, though, a fox fold toe, cause I do it in a flash, brother watch out, cause that could be a ass, I rhyme so long, rhyme so strong, I flex my bicep, then I swole long, get on the motherfuckin' bench, and win the laws, hit the corner, I hit the fence, they wonder where I win, they keep lookin', I don't give a fuck like Tyson, I keep hookin', or might be like Linux, I'm strong to the finish, I'm like the ghetto pop-up, but I don't need spinach, I'ma keep goin', I keep on flowing, just like the old school, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm a little bit more, I'm

1:59.0

like the ghetto pop-up, but I don't need spinach,我知道 my sous- 78, bye bye to a Pourette, I need a smoothie, with the vuelta, my

2:08.7

sub-very overload with zero days, Imagic, every night and night, I'm singin' blood for my people, I go overthrow our

2:15.8

citizens, I'm in charge of the

2:20.2

femininity of the jungle, that's enough for its

2:23.8

men, hope you understand, there's nothing but the work in the

2:26.4

calico in my hand, on a corner on the ridge van, and I'm serving the

2:29.6

theme, the real-life de-boy, and you know what I mean, I'll be stacking up chips

2:33.4

like Lego, dunk on a punk just like Calvin Cato, used into the rocket, a four-peat

2:38.1

like comments, I don't give a fuck gut punch a bitch brother making vomit on the

2:41.8

grind, I'ma take a trip on Greyhine, I'll be flying on the plane, but the dope is on the grind,

2:46.0

head to the lake Charles, a head to the life of yet, might be up in Alexandria, but I ain't finished yet,

2:50.3

I gotta make a whole I-te-in, I seen, then I do it again, I get my ends, I'm in my mother

2:56.0

fucking bin Z, got these holes running round in a frenzy, I be bustin' full clips till

3:00.6

they empty, a piece of potent pussy might tempt me, Rainy's trying to send me to the

3:04.7

pinnacle, the main reason why I ain't friendly, I'm wired up, but I ain't on no damn

3:10.0

slaughter, De-jean in the back and he got the camcorder, recordin' everything, the

3:14.0

foes gon' swang, still pulling up on fondering, and the main lookin' lovely, got to look good,

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