I'm reluctantly telling you about a little trial I'm doing at the moment

because I don't want to hurt your feelings or stir you up.

Uh-huh.

But I just thought you'd find it interesting.

And I also want to find out how you do with these things as well.

Hurt my feelings.

Again, immediately concerns raised to maximum.

What could be to be talking about?

We are seven seconds into the podcast.

And I'm sorry, because now, please bear in mind.

I say this with love in my heart.

All right.

OK.

But like sometimes you are not the easiest person to be friends with.

Oh, OK.

All right.

And again, I say this with love in my heart.

I think you're like a really nice guy and you're very generous and considerate.

But you know that certain types of interactions and certain things about your

personality confuse other humans and cause problems and tensions and things like that.

Right.

Like you know that, don't you?

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