Do you know what? I'm really stressed. I've been working really hard. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

The last few weeks have been insane. But you've cheered me up with our fun chat before the show and you've put me in a good mood.

And I don't think I'm at my best when I'm in a good mood.

I want to tell you a story.

What do you want to tell me a story about?

I went on a little holiday to my favourite place in the world. This is The Moldives.

It sounds very lovely.

Have you been to The Moldives?

The very fact that I am currently just realizing I need to pull up a map where I was going to quietly type Moldives into it.

On your steam-powered keyboard, there's no quiet typing with you.

I was mentally thinking it was somewhere in the Indian Ocean kind of, and it is.

Sort of west of Sri Lanka, west of India a bit.

Just little emeralds sprinkled in the ocean.

It's directly north of the British Indian Ocean territory.

Went to a lovely island there and had a week of niceness.

A week of blue ocean if the photographs are anything to go by.

Every time you sent me a photo, there was just perfect, perfect crystal light blue water all around you.

Hashtag no filter. That is what it looks like.

That is what it looks like.

That's what you need to do now. You have to include Hashtag no filter.

Okay.

I actually just went on Instagram yesterday.

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