I'm kind of minimized here because I'm getting distracted by your pretty face.

Don't minimise me, Gray. You mustn't minimise me. I want you to take me seriously.

You think that joke is funny every time?

God, we are like a married couple now.

Who would that joke before?

You always say that. It's not funny.

The one that drives my wife crazy is whenever the waiter comes and asks if you want to test the wine

and he gives you just a tiny sip and you have like a little swig and then you say yes,

that's fine, thank you. I always let pull a face and pretend it's disgusting.

Like I go, oh God. Yeah.

And like, yeah, she's like, yeah, that wasn't funny last time. It won't be next time.

And it wasn't this time either.

You do that every time? Most of the time.

It's something fun.

Oh, is it? Is it fun every time for the waiter?

It's fun for the waiter. It's not fun for my wife.

It's fun for the waiter every time because the waiter hasn't seen it a million times before.

Do you think the waiter hasn't seen it a million times before?

I think the waiter has seen it a million times before.

Yeah, they probably have actually.

The waiter is being paid to be nice to you. It's part of their job.

You shouldn't judge your humorous skills against someone who is paid to be nice to you.

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