That's why I am the radio and podcast champion.

How could anyone ever forget that you're the radio and podcast champion?

I can't. I'm looking at my little microphone tray for you, Gapy right now.

Pro tip for England.

If you have a heat wave that happens every year for about...

...two, two and a half, maybe three months, that's not a heat wave.

That's summer. That's what summer is.

And you have a heat wave that they don't understand.

I don't know. This year has just been one of the worst years where I keep...

Not the worst year in terms of heat, but the worst year in terms of me having

to listen to English people explain that they don't have summers and this is just a freak occurrence

and it doesn't make sense to outfit any of their buildings with air conditioning.

I know I've complained about this in the past, but this year, this summer, I really feel like I'm

losing my freaking mind over this. And just earlier today, I was in an argument with an English

person who was like, oh, when unusual heat wave we're having. I'm like, listen, I've lived here for a

decade. Every summer, every f***ing summer. It's just like this since the first summer when I arrived.

And I remember laying on the floor of my apartment, sweating and simply not moving and waiting for

what I then, like, a fool believed was the heat wave to pass. But it's not a heat wave. It's just

every summer and the city's not built for it. I've decided it's like some kind of self-propaganda

that English people do to themselves where they just want to believe that all of England is like

northern Scotland all the time. Like they just want to believe it. And so every year when the weather

is the same in the summer, which is hot in mid to upper 80s like it is today, it's like pushing 90

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