Güd Morning Westoros: Monday, October 31st, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, Westeros.
0:02.6	Welcome to the number one morning, morning show
0:06.1	in all of the seven kingdoms.
0:07.7	It is the toast.
0:08.8	I am your co-host,
0:10.5	Damon Targaryen.
0:12.0	Good morning, brother.
0:13.6	Good morning, brother.
0:14.8	I am your co-host, the seris, the peaceful.
0:18.8	What an honor to be sitting down with the king
0:22.5	on my number one morning show, the toast.
0:25.1	Of course, Damon, making it himself.
0:27.2	We built it together as brothers.
0:29.3	You were a little busy.
0:30.8	I cannot do this, actually.
0:32.3	You were a little busy losing all your fingers
0:34.6	to be building an empire like I am.
0:36.3	Tell me, jealous, because I'm a mogul
0:37.8	and you're simply a king.
0:39.3	You were a little busy murdering your wife,
0:41.2	taking on a terrible whore,
0:42.8	and engaging in incest.
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