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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Gyro Gets His Wisdom Teeth Taken Out

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, so my oldest got his wisdom teeth out today. Yeah, my brother just did that like a week ago. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's fine

0:07.8

but I

0:09.3

Didn't tape it my first thought wasn't put it on you to it's so weird, but those golden opportunities so my ex-wife is

0:19.8

Ethnic right and very proud of her ethnicity. Yeah, okay, and so I'm kind of giving this way a little bit, but

0:27.8

You know, we were married in a Greek church all those things right the boys self-identify is Greek, right?

0:35.8

They have a papu and a yaiyan. I've always been just a mutt, right? I think you know Irish and British my grandmother came from Britain

0:44.8

That's what I know and I remember asked them like did you immigrate from

0:49.6

England and she's like I flew first class. That's wasn't right as much of these the immigration as we got okay

0:56.0

But after my father passed away. He was adopted, right? Mm-hmm. I did kind of like I did the 23 and me and what I found out was

1:04.9

That my dad was a lot more Jewish than we would have ever thought right like if you go through the 23 and me

1:11.1

Don't tell me like I have a grandparent or a great grandparent is a hundred percent Jewish, okay, right?

1:16.8

So I've just kind of you know embrace that I'm doing like that's it and in one way like you know during Christmas time

1:23.7

I put up a menorah and it's so

1:25.9

But I did it, you know one because it's like hey, this is this brand new found thing

1:29.8

It's got funny. What's on that side? You didn't know about and feel a little bit of like hey, you know my dad died

1:36.6

He never knew right, so you know what I'll say hey, but I'm not religious

1:40.6

I'm and I don't really you know, I don't know what Oz and Rocky Jew really is, but

1:47.2

You know here you go man, right? Yeah, but in the end

1:50.2

I think it my kids embrace it and laugh one of them does the other one doesn't already I thought they both did

1:56.2

I didn't know the youngest one's like I'm not Jewish, okay, you're Jewish. I'm like, well, you're mine. He's like I'm not Jewish and

2:03.1

So my ex wife is like they're not Jewish. They're Greek and I'm like, okay

2:07.8

My oldest gets it right and he's like, you know, I'm posh is Jewish. I'm Jewish and he kind of has fun with it

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