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GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast

Gymnastics' Dumbest Rules

GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast

GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast

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🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Today, we’re calling out the worst, stupidest, most self-defeating and awkward rules and conventions in gymnastics, starting with...

  • Leotard Rules - aka the Olympics of regulating women's bodies
    • Venture with us to a world where "elegant," "proper," and "modest" are all words found in the official rule book of a competitive sport in the year 2023—and breasts are expressly prohibited
  • Why Is Gymnastics Still the Military?
    • Saluting and lining up in front of the generals for inspection? Where are we?
  • The Apparatus World Cup of Stupidity
    • From the assumption that all women are the same height, to what the FIG considers to be "undisciplined and abusive behavior," to that thing where a double front doesn't fulfill the front tumbling requirement, we take on the worst rules on each event
  • Rules Mythbusters
    • Things someone (usually Martha) pretended were rules, and everyone believed it, but they actually aren't
  • Plus, they may not be rules, but some old-fashioned and infantile gymnastics conventions are on our list!

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0:00.0

And also, what's wrong with boobs? They're part of women's sports! Let them be!

0:06.9

If we've learned anything from the drawings in the skill section of the coat of points,

0:11.2

it's that breasts are prohibited. That is, I mean, that's not written in the coat of points,

0:17.0

but it's implied throughout the coat of points.

0:20.2

Remember, the show is PG-13, so you might hear a naughty word or two.

0:24.2

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0:43.6

The dumbest rules in gymnastics rules your coach told you was a rule, but it's actually not

0:55.1

code by code, apparatus by apparatus, plus rule myth busters. This is the dumbest rules in gymnastics

1:04.4

episodes and this is the 24th episode of 2023. It's June 26th and welcome to the

1:12.4

gymnastics podcast. In the galaxy, I'm Jessica and here was Spencer from the balance feed situation

1:20.1

and reminder, commission giveaway, an hour and a half podcast on any topic you want as long

1:25.6

as it's tangentially gymnastics related. And tangential is loose term as well, so make sure that

1:33.2

your club membership is up to date, that you're in good standing as they say, and if you have any

1:38.9

questions, email customer service at gymcastwick.com. It's your last chance to join for the giveaway,

1:45.5

which is happening in July. So, Spencer, should we get to it? Let's start. I'm so excited.

1:53.3

All right, me too, because basically the idea behind this episode is I feel like anyone who's

1:58.5

been involved in gymnastics in any way for any length of time knows that this is the

2:03.3

weirdest sport in the whole wide world and most of the rules are just the dumbest. And we're like,

2:07.7

why do you do this? Why do we do this? Sure. Can't stop. Can't help it. So today,

2:14.0

we wanted to call out the worst, stupidest, self-defeating, most awkward rules and conventions in gymnastics.

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