Gymnastics' Dumbest Rules
GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast
GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast
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🗓️ 27 June 2023
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Today, we're calling out the worst, stupidest, most self-defeating and awkward rules and conventions in gymnastics, starting with...
- Leotard Rules - aka the Olympics of regulating women's bodies
- Venture with us to a world where "elegant," "proper," and "modest" are all words found in the official rule book of a competitive sport in the year 2023—and breasts are expressly prohibited
- Why Is Gymnastics Still the Military?
- Saluting and lining up in front of the generals for inspection? Where are we?
- The Apparatus World Cup of Stupidity
- From the assumption that all women are the same height, to what the FIG considers to be "undisciplined and abusive behavior," to that thing where a double front doesn't fulfill the front tumbling requirement, we take on the worst rules on each event
- Rules Mythbusters
- Things someone (usually Martha) pretended were rules, and everyone believed it, but they actually aren't
- Plus, they may not be rules, but some old-fashioned and infantile gymnastics conventions are on our list!
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| 0:00.0 | And also, what's wrong with boobs? They're part of women's sports! Let them be! |
| 0:06.9 | If we've learned anything from the drawings in the skill section of the coat of points, |
| 0:11.2 | it's that breasts are prohibited. That is, I mean, that's not written in the coat of points, |
| 0:17.0 | but it's implied throughout the coat of points. |
| 0:20.2 | Remember, the show is PG-13, so you might hear a naughty word or two. |
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| 0:43.6 | The dumbest rules in gymnastics rules your coach told you was a rule, but it's actually not |
| 0:55.1 | code by code, apparatus by apparatus, plus rule myth busters. This is the dumbest rules in gymnastics |
| 1:04.4 | episodes and this is the 24th episode of 2023. It's June 26th and welcome to the |
| 1:12.4 | gymnastics podcast. In the galaxy, I'm Jessica and here was Spencer from the balance feed situation |
| 1:20.1 | and reminder, commission giveaway, an hour and a half podcast on any topic you want as long |
| 1:25.6 | as it's tangentially gymnastics related. And tangential is loose term as well, so make sure that |
| 1:33.2 | your club membership is up to date, that you're in good standing as they say, and if you have any |
| 1:38.9 | questions, email customer service at gymcastwick.com. It's your last chance to join for the giveaway, |
| 1:45.5 | which is happening in July. So, Spencer, should we get to it? Let's start. I'm so excited. |
| 1:53.3 | All right, me too, because basically the idea behind this episode is I feel like anyone who's |
| 1:58.5 | been involved in gymnastics in any way for any length of time knows that this is the |
| 2:03.3 | weirdest sport in the whole wide world and most of the rules are just the dumbest. And we're like, |
| 2:07.7 | why do you do this? Why do we do this? Sure. Can't stop. Can't help it. So today, |
| 2:14.0 | we wanted to call out the worst, stupidest, self-defeating, most awkward rules and conventions in gymnastics. |
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