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he ended up looking like a pepperoni pizza. He had so many bite marks on him.

Told it to my boyfriend, we first started going out, like, just a warning. She does have

instructions. You must keep her. If not, your skin might fall off. And I was like, and then we go

over to, I don't know what they're actually called, but we call them the butt machines.

But you know what I mean?

I feel like it's all the TikTok girlies do.

Hello everybody and welcome back to my podcast, Esme's Country Life.

Today's episode, I feel like it's going to have maybe like a few added sound effects. Not on purpose, but that's because the day that I'm filming this podcast episode,

we are currently in the middle of a huge storm in the UK, so much so that, actually it's

a bit annoying. My house is out of power. My parents' house has power, though. Obviously, we're on two different power things. Yeah, we've had, well, hopefully not, but basically, we've had really bad wind, rain, lots of trees have been down, roads have been closed, schools have been shut. We also are supposed to have 90 to 100 mile an hour wins tonight slash this evening so yeah not looking

forward to that so if you are a not only an audio listener but if also a visual visual watcher

I feel like I'm so used to be born from car audio listeners. If you are not, no, if you are

an audio listener, I'm going to describe what I'm wearing right now because if you're watching,

you're probably like, Esme, you haven't even, well, I mean, I do have a bit of makeup on,

you know, a bit of presentable, but I am wearing a very snugly, fluffy jumper right now. I still have my woolly hat on from being outside and doing

the horses because it's a little, it's getting a little bit chillier in here. I really want to

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