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Music This is the Gamerist Jobs Conference call for July 3rd, 2013.

I am your host, Sean Andrich, joining me this week, the managing editor for PC gamer, Mr. Corey Banks.

I am on the line from scorching hot Berkeley, California, where we may not even have trains moving tomorrow morning.

We may not have any way of leaving our houses.

Where will we find our hemp?

Where will we find our organic tofu?

I don't know. It's pandemonium here.

Also joining us the newly engaged, Alan Cook. Now, when you say scorching hot, you mean like

85, right? I mean like it might be 87, Alan. It's really just getting fucked up out here.

No, we skipped over this. Congratulations, Alan.

Yes, congratulations.

Newly engaged to be married to a real person whom I've met and is wonderful.

And not a cardboard stand-up.

And not a Russian bride.

This is not a Photoshop deal, okay?

It's an actual lady who said yes.

And finally, the kidnapper of my wife, Mr. Julian Rabbit Murdoch.

Oh, come on.

That's why you get last seat.

She, like, showed up and asked for a ride.

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