GWF BONUS: I WANT TO TEAR MY CLIT NOW?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2020
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s bonus episode of Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), peruse some more emails for you Fuckers, and man, this week you’re presenting the gals with a cornucopia of strange dilemmas. From crappy Will Ferrell-themed wedding proposals, to getting got by online “psychics”, to tearing your clit in labor, we’re covering it all today!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey fuckers, what up? It's Christina, Hutchinson, and Corinne Fisher. We're from Guys Me Fuck The Antis Latchee Mean Podcast. |
| 0:07.2 | If you're wondering where we went, we're only on luminary, but we wanted to play for you a clip of today's bonus episode with subject lines such as |
| 0:15.8 | a will-feral themed proposal and a cheap ring, and... |
| 0:21.4 | receive sketches of my future husband from a psychic artist, and I took them too seriously. |
| 0:26.6 | That's just two of the juicy subject lines that you're going to get and say, |
| 0:30.6 | days bonus episode. Yeah, these bonus episodes are super fun. We're doing them during the pandemic to keep you guys entertained. They come out on Mondays. |
| 0:37.9 | If you're interested in hearing the whole episode, you're going to head over to luminarypodcastsplural because there's many of them. |
| 0:45.9 | You can get a subscription to all the great podcasts on luminary for as little as 2.99 a month. Enjoy the episode. |
| 0:57.2 | So this next one is received sketches of my future husband from a psychic artist, and I took them too seriously. |
| 1:03.5 | Oh my god, I need to call this psychic. This sounds like something we would do. |
| 1:07.4 | I was like, one thing to do if your board is just reread the pattern over and over and over again. |
| 1:13.6 | I mean, there's so much stuff. Oh, your eyes are blurry now. What happened to me? |
| 1:18.4 | So now I feel like less crazy because I was like, do I have to get these blue light blockers? |
| 1:21.8 | Wendy came over my apartment the other day with blue light blockers. |
| 1:24.6 | Gorgeous glasses. Yeah. |
| 1:26.2 | They're blue light blockers. I'm like, oh, shut the fuck up. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah, I saw them like a... I think Drew Barrymore had them on Instagram and I was like, oh, maybe I need to get those. |
| 1:33.4 | Hi, Corinne and Christina. I've been a loyal listener since 2015 and I love you both so much. |
| 1:38.6 | I have senior stands up a couple of times now, JFL Montreal, Laf Boston, and most recently I saw Corinne at New York Comedy Club this past January. |
| 1:46.3 | Oh, remember stand up? I've learned and laughed so much these past five years, so thank you for the work that you do. |
| 1:52.2 | Anyway, I'm surprised I've never written in before, but I've honestly, I've been too afraid to write in because I haven't wanted to get ripped apart by you both in response. |
| 2:00.4 | You know us will. We do it to be helpful, but that said I am ready now. |
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