GWF BONUS: HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A BULLHORN?

Guys We F****d

Luminary

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.5 • 16.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s bonus episode of Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), are reading more emails from you sweet Fuckers, and providing some much needed education on red flags and the universal dumb bitch experience. Buckle up for tales of a first breakup, an encounter with a bullhorn-shaped penis, the Heimlich maneuver on a grown man, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey fuckers, it's Corinne Fisher from Guys We Fucked, the Anti-Slut Chaming Podcast,
0:06.4	available only on Luminary. If you're wondering, hey, where's Guys We Fucked been?
0:11.9	Yeah, we're on Luminary, only on Luminary, and we've been only on Luminary for a little over a year now.
0:17.5	It's been great. It feels like we're back to the foundation of the show, seeing the wildest,
0:23.2	craziest, weirdest, grossest shit. And it's been really good. If you would like to join us on Luminary,
0:29.6	subscriptions are only $2.99 a month, and that's super cheap. And there's lots of other content
0:36.4	that's available only on Luminary, including Murder on the Toe Path, which is their first true crime
0:44.1	podcast that they launched a few weeks ago. You should check that out. We are also doing two episodes
0:50.7	a week during the quarantine. I know some places are kind of coming out of it, but we're probably
0:56.4	going to have to go right back in. So on today's bonus episode, we're talking about
1:01.9	clits giving up on men, your best friend, Askin' to try and fuck you over and over again.
1:09.7	Going through your first breakup when someone's posting pictures and matching shirts with
1:15.9	their new person, and you're like, that's rude. Dicks look like bull horns. And having just
1:24.8	babysit your adult male boyfriend and then falling in love with people who don't have jobs or
1:30.3	cars. So it's fun. Again, if you are interested in hearing the full episode, you're going to head over
1:35.3	to luminarypodcasts.com. Enjoy this show. So subject line is his dick looked like a bull horn.
1:45.4	Wow. What? That's the subject. Hey, Kurt and Christina, I wanted to share a funny story praise
1:50.4	at the end. Hmm, switch it up. About a year ago, I dated a guy for three months that I met at
1:55.5	a work conference. I was 23 and he was 26. He used to be a professional soccer player for Peru.
2:04.0	Tattoos, a beard and a shoulder length thick black hair. That's a sexy black bull horn dick.
2:09.9	Damn it. I was super attracted to him, but thought he wouldn't be interested in me. Oh, see,
2:14.3	that's like the one thing that I learned in my old age, like no matter how hot you think someone
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