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Yeah, enjoy this excerpt from our bonus episode with subject lines such as, my dad walked in on me whilst I was cleaning my boyfriend's come off the wall,

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This subject line is, I shit in my boyfriend's hands.

Long time listener, praise to you both. The evolution of your viewpoints and consistent determination to be slash do better is something I admire and look up to.

Thank you. My boyfriend and I have been together for five years.

About two years into our relationship, we decided to spice up our sex life.

We were partying one night and one thing led to another.

Cue the anal beads.

I had bought him the beads a couple months ago, and they were the equivalent of the, quote,

well vodka.

This particular model had the actual beads on one end and a pocket that held a bullet vibrator on the other.

I was riding him and we decided to insert the beads in my ass.

The vibrations from the bullet were making these super horny.

So I pulled the bullet out of the end of the beads and started rubbing them on my clits.

Slash, pushy slash, ass slash, his ass, his balls.

It felt so fucking good and we both came within seconds.

Oh, what the fuck are you using?

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