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🗓️ 13 November 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only. Improv for humans, |
0:10.7 | with Matt Besser. Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests |
0:16.7 | will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's improvisers are from Big Grande, Landerpert, |
0:23.8 | John McEy and Ryan Rosieberg. |
0:28.5 | This is Improv for humans and Matt Besser. |
0:30.5 | I'm here with three quarters of Big Grande. I feel like I've said that before. Drew! |
0:39.5 | I wrote back. He says he should... the audience is business. What he did? |
0:44.5 | Well, it's fine. I'm giving him. Maybe it's not their business, but he couldn't be here for a sports-related injury, let's say. |
0:55.5 | That sounds cool. No one would be ashamed of that. I said. It was sports injury. |
1:00.5 | Yeah, it was. That's doing it way too much credit. |
1:04.5 | I'm making it sound like he was out on the field and got body check. |
1:07.5 | People are going to hear how vague it is and going to be like, are they being vague because it's like penis fell off? |
1:13.5 | Well, that's why I wrote back to them and I went, alright, you broke your dick fucking. |
1:21.5 | We've honored this live to work. This is a dick break. |
1:24.5 | Yeah. |
1:27.5 | You guys have a break, your dick. It's just too big and you're fucking and you suddenly have to run away from the fucking session and your dick breaks. |
1:38.5 | No, really? |
1:40.5 | Talk to bottom, that's never been a joke. |
1:44.5 | Talk to bottom, that hasn't been an issue for me. |
1:47.5 | Every detail, unrelated one. |
1:49.5 | Even just the fucking part first. |
1:51.5 | It's unrelated one. |
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