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The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

GVP: NINTENDO 3DS CONTEST

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5869 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2011

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Here it is! "The NINTENDO 3DS Sponsored by Nintendo Grandma's Virginity Crazy Audio Contest!"

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25 2011

First prize gets their choice of ONE the following =

1. brand new Nintendo 3DS system, 2. Framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles (art actually used in an episode) 3. A date with Jackie (if Jackie approves and you can provide your own transportation and accommodations.)

Second prize gets to pick from the two prizes still left after First place picks.

Third place gets the last prize standing. (If that prize is a date with Jackie and she opts out or you can't or don't want that, there will be ANOTHER framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles as an alternate prize.)

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25th 2011

1. Find your favorite audio clip from any GVP episode you want. (The clip can be as short as you want, but TRY to keep it around THREE minutes in length. Don't sweat it if you go over by a bit.) If you need to edit the audio, go for it, but don't butcher it or you won't stand a chance at winning.

2. Create some visuals to accompany your chosen audio clip. (Photos, full animation, live action footage, clay animation, whatever you want. Just create some visual component to the audio that enhances it the audio) The closer it seems that the visual component matches the audio the better.

3. Post your final video on YOUTUBE and then link it on the Grandma's Virginity Facebook page! If you don't understand facebook, then just post your video on YOUTUBE and email us a link at [email protected]

4. Justin, Ryan, Jackie, Abed, Kent Osborne, and maybe Dan Harmon will narrow down the finalists and eventually pick a winner! Second and third place will also get some INSANE prize but we haven't figured that out yet.

PRO TIP: Be creative. The more work you put in, the better chance you'll have at winning. I don't want to tell you how to play the game, but a fully animated mario cuddling on Jackie's lap is a great place to start!!!!1111

ALSO, just because the deadline is March 25th doesn't mean you can't post one tomorrow! No limit on how many you can make! Make 100 if you want! What do we care?! It probably won't strengthen your odds any!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Live from a squeezy, kneesy, fleecy, moosy, measy, it's the Grandma's Virginity

0:08.4

podcast. Not an episode at all. On this week's not episode Justin announces an official contest

0:16.8

very first grandma's virginity podcast

0:19.7

content

0:20.7

fun

0:21.7

just in and Ryan aren't sure which one of the two of them should go first.

0:26.0

Okay, the contest is going to be...

0:30.0

Brian talks about your YouTube account.

0:32.8

Your YouTube account.

0:33.8

Hey, that's personal.

0:36.0

Ryan and Justin have a minor miscommunication.

0:40.5

Three minute segment, your favorite three... No, no, no, three minutes is... Three minutes. Well, it can't be fucking ten minutes long. Ryan explains what the point is. The point is that you know obviously hopefully you do it for fun.

0:52.3

Ryan talks briefly about his love. you know obviously hopefully you do it for fun.

0:52.6

Brian talks briefly about his love life.

0:55.7

Uh, love life is complicated dysfunctional.

0:58.9

My love life is a three.

1:00.9

My professional life that is 10. It's kind of true.

1:03.0

Justin reveals information about his plate.

1:06.0

We've got a lot of stuff on our plate.

1:09.0

And you'll definitely want to hear that.

1:11.0

I don't know where we do. All right everybody welcome to not an

1:18.9

episode at all of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast.

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