GVP 5: Puppy Cannibalism

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2010

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode...

Justin gets drunk, Jackie is sick, and Ryan struggles to keep it all from falling apart.

The GVP team strikes gold with a surefire hit children's movie idea!

Weird new fetishes examined!

Justin tells us the best way to experience the San Diego Comic Con!

Hollywood gossip columnist "Mister Scoops" stops by the show to dish some dirt!

Plus: Pigs are People, listener email, and much, much more!

Thanks again to Alex Hirsch for the awesome art work and check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!

Email us at [email protected] and follow us @gransvirginity

Transcript

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0:00.0	I want this to get picked up by MPR Justin if you keep bringing everything to be sucking
0:06.0	cocks and drinking and comb and eating shit well no ira glass is going to take us seriously.
0:18.0	Live from inside a huge jar of smiles and dials. It's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast.
0:21.0	On this week's episode, The Grandma's Virginity team come up with a sure-fire hit
0:27.0	children's movie.
0:28.4	And the plane crashes and then you just have this fucking wretched awesome story about the little airbodies having to eat
0:35.4	Jeff Daniels, right?
0:36.6	Hollywood Gossip King, Mr. Seymour Scoops, stops by to dish the dirt.
0:41.4	I'm here to give you the Hollywood rundown. I lift up the carpet and show you all the dirt.
0:46.2	Justin gets obnoxiously drunk.
0:49.2	Is it, listen,
0:50.3	fuck both of you. My cousin's in Iraq.
0:53.0	Just seriously, you're out of control.
0:55.0	Relax.
0:56.0	It's horrible. Plus pigs are people, listener email, and much, much more.
1:01.0	All right, welcome to episode number five of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast.
1:09.0	I'm your host Justin Royland.
1:11.0	With me to the left of me is Ryan Ridley.
1:13.2	Heo!
1:14.2	And in front of me, Jackie Buscarino.
1:18.2	Hello, I'm sick.
1:20.1	Her voice is a little raspy this week, so all you master butory fans.
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