GVP 39: Ryan's Comedic Origins!
The Grandma's Virginity Podcast
Justin Roiland
5 • 869 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2012
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
What an episode! Ryan revisits his old stand up days and performs what he remembers from his ancient set for jackie. Justin relives his recent cancer scare and MRI. Jackie takes a dump in Ryan's face on mike. Suck my balls!
Special thanks to Chris Piers for this weeks incredible episode art!!
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| 0:00.0 | Live from under the hazy glow of a blue moon, it's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast, |
| 0:09.0 | episode 39. On this episode, The Nature of evil is discussed when presented with a twilight |
| 0:16.8 | zonian dilemma. If you push this button you'll get five dollars but you're gonna |
| 0:21.6 | stumble into a really nasty fought at some point. |
| 0:24.8 | It's not going to be pretty. |
| 0:25.9 | Ryan returns to stand up with an exclusive performance for Jackie. |
| 0:30.8 | Wow! |
| 0:31.8 | I'm going to die. |
| 0:34.0 | This is so uncomfortable. |
| 0:37.0 | Justin reveals a right of passage for the internet age. |
| 0:41.0 | You haven't grown into full like experienced adulthood until you've been |
| 0:47.7 | flashed an unexpected image of a prolapse anus. Plus Plus, listener email, a little of this, a little of that, and oh, sobodbobidibobidbobbobbabbabbabbabbab more. |
| 1:01.3 | Duck into your leg straps baby because away we go. |
| 1:07.0 | All right everybody welcome to the Grandma's Virginia |
| 1:11.0 | podcast, the newly streamlined tight machine that we just worked out all the kinks before this record with me as always is Jackie Buscarino |
| 1:21.0 | Ryan's like grinding on the chair very awkwardly in bad times. |
| 1:25.0 | He does it better than anyone I've ever known. |
| 1:27.0 | I'm trying to get in the zone. |
| 1:28.0 | He knows how to grind. |
| 1:30.0 | It's not sexual. |
| 1:32.0 | He's excited. All right, and of course Ryan Ridley's here too as always. Yep, here I am always together |
| 1:38.2 | Being emasculated and berated and humiliated. That's what we do sometimes. |
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