GVP 37: Surprise!

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2011

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Ohhhh boy oh boy! A new episode! We're back and feel horrible for taking such a long break. Jackie discusses her christmas experience, Justin rants about a few things, and Ryan is dating a black girl! We're just warming up with this one, expect a new episode at LEAST once a month from now on. Good lordy lordy. Eat your veggies and cream!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Live from the office of serious fun.
0:05.0	It's the... what's the show called again?
0:11.0	I give all the forget how terrible this name is
0:15.0	It's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast, episode 37.
0:21.0	On this week's long awaited and let's face it ultimately underwhelming
0:25.8	show Ryan tricks Jackie into coming back begging the biggest question of all
0:32.0	but I did think it was supposed to be a finale rapid the biggest question of all.
0:32.8	But I did think it was supposed to be a finale wrap-up episode.
0:36.0	So...
0:37.0	Okay, well here's the question.
0:38.0	Well, what's...
0:39.0	What are you talking about?
0:40.3	What's your question?
0:41.3	Oh, yeah, that's a good question.
0:43.0	Justin defends his taste in women.
0:46.0	Little 13 year old girls if they were built like a woman, they were getting married and having kids.
0:51.0	And now we're going to be all precious about it.
0:52.0	A transformed Jackie shares inspiring words.
0:57.0	Holidays suck a dick.
0:59.4	And at long last, Jackie opens up about her beloved mother.
1:04.0	Pull up in front of my mom's house, which every year looks closer and closer to Texas Chains
1:08.0	on Massacre House.
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