Hey everybody you're about to listen to episode 35 of the Grandma's

virginity podcast but before you do let me clarify a few things about what you're about to

hear the following episode is a combination of the best parts of a record we had with Dan Harmon and a more recent record that we did with my sister.

Ryan and I decided to sort of splice the best parts together.

So as you listen, it's going to be jumping back and forth between the Dan Harmon stuff, which we recorded about a month ago,

and then the stuff with my sister, which we recorded just a little bit ago.

No Jackie. We're still sort of waiting for Jackie to you know come

back to the show or maybe she won't ever we don't know but in the meantime we've decided okay it's

it's time to pick up pick it back up and just run with it and we're in a little bit of a

transitionary phase but whatever I've said too much this is too long already

hold on to your hats and here we go

live from inside and Unhelpfully obese six-year-olds Buttle Rem.

It's The Grandma's Virginity Podcast,

episode 35.

On this week's absurdly delayed floppity mishmosh of an episode,

Justin shares his latest foolproof strategy for picking up the ladies.

Now, you didn't deliver it properly. You're too hesitant you're

questioning yourself right of the gate. I'm sorry to bother you. Meanwhile

Sister Amy stops by to tell us how attractive women are really treated by men.

And the public says, all you want to do is have sex with these two girls.

You just want to, and that really tip Heather off for the rest of the night.

She's just in a pissed off mood, just really angry.

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