GVP 33: 100% Jackie Free Edition

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2011

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Jackie's out this episode, but don't worry! Ryan and Justin have plenty to discuss. Ryan's horrible date from hell! Justin's drunken social encounter, and more!

Thanks as always to our very lovely announcer Smith Harrison!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Live from outside of a box of Butthel Flaps. It's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast,
0:09.7	episode 33 on this 100% Jackie free episode Ryan Wines about his latest failed female encounter.
0:19.2	You're making me sick with how like nerdy you're what am I supposed to do continue her speakers are
0:25.2	blowing out right okay and reminds a hungover Justin about his there's a beautiful
0:31.5	woman standing in front of you're flopped on the couch.
0:34.0	The woman's hand me and he's kicking the back of her legs.
0:37.0	Shut your mouth.
0:38.0	Wow, God bless me.
0:41.0	Justin imagines a new life abroad.
0:44.0	Profits and tea would you like?
0:45.8	Governor, hello.
0:47.6	Fuck you.
0:48.7	I'm going back to America.
0:50.3	I'm not happy anywhere.
0:51.5	And Abed stops by.
0:54.0	Or does he?
0:58.0	Should we cut that?
0:59.0	No, no, you're kidding me.
1:01.0	Plus, listener email, smiles, and a whole lot more.
1:06.3	So grab on to your speaker strips and let her rip, because here we go. All right everybody welcome to the Grandma's virginity podcast episode 33.
1:18.0	The best episode of all of the ones that you've heard before.
1:23.0	With me, as always, is Ryan Ridley.
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