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The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

GVP 27: WWII Vet Bert Gladstone

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5869 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2011

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

GVP interviews an 89-year-old ACTUAL WW2 vet who also happens to be Ryan's Grandpa. Another one of Jackie's news segments, and another hilarious email segment. Get ready!

Thanks to Nico for the amazing episode art!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Live from inside that giant American flag hanging behind General Patton, it's the Grandma's

0:08.4

Virginity Podcast, episode 27, this time on the show in an uncharacteristically earnest moment

0:16.7

Justin ponders the origins of a serious epidemic.

0:20.8

Aliens gave us AIDS! Hey! Aliens keep his AIDS! Yo! epidemic.

0:25.0

A aliens, Gables, hey aliens, Kepazanes! Go! Ryan's grandfather recounts thrilling tales from World War II.

0:30.0

So wait, so did you guys storm this munitions dump and they're still Nazis that didn't escape yet?

0:34.9

No, I didn't storm shit.

0:36.4

And suffers through his grandson's comedic sensibilities.

0:41.2

Did he operate in a submarine that had a screen door in the Army?

0:44.3

Hey, take it easy.

0:45.3

Oh, you're passing those kind of jokes then.

0:48.6

Yeah, that's right.

0:49.6

Hello.

0:50.6

And Justin's.

0:52.2

I am the farting German so...

0:55.0

Okay, well what's... what are you here for?

0:59.0

All that and a big t talk it more.

1:05.0

Um, how do I start it?

1:09.0

What do I say everybody?

1:10.0

Okay.

1:11.0

Hey everybody, welcome to episode 27 of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast.

1:18.0

I'm Justin Royland, with me is Ryan Ridley and Jackie Buscarino.

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