GVP 14: The Trial of Ryan Ridley's Face

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2010

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 14! Hold on to your straps! Super Mario stops by, Ryan complains a lot about his looks and women. Seriously, most of this episode is Ryan complaining about how attractive he is and how hard it is for him to meet women. Seriously, you'll love it! You'll eat it up!

Thanks to ME (Justin) for the episode art, and to our wonderful announcer Smith Harrison for his silky smooth announcer work.

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0:00.0	Live from the in-between lives area. It's the Grandma's Virginity
0:06.8	podcast episode 14 on this week's show the The Trial of the Century.
0:13.6	Anybody who has to have a trial and bring in witnesses that they've paid is a liar,
0:18.2	I haven't paid anybody.
0:19.3	What?
0:21.1	A terrible segment about opposite day.
0:24.1	Is there a clean analysis we could do of the opposite day?
0:27.6	Is it day is too complicated?
0:29.2	Yeah, let's move on to the next segment.
0:31.3	Super Mario stops by.
0:33.0	I got something to say.
0:35.0	Yeah, Mario.
0:36.0	My brother, Luigi, he comes out and the cut jumps on a turtle with me.
0:40.0	He jump on my head and he spring up but so high in the air and Ryan's
0:45.6	topsy-turvy world of meeting women. The fucking universe was taunts me
0:50.6	because I never get so drunk I can't have a conversation
0:53.4	somebody and no and no good-looking woman ever comes up to me and both those things
0:58.0	happen to happen on the same night.
0:59.6	All that plus a somewhat decent Mr. Scopes episode, your listener emails and a teeny
1:05.7	spider more. buckle into your straps.
1:10.3	All right, welcome to Grandma's Virginia Podcast episode number 14.
1:16.0	I'm Justin Royland.
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