Guz Khan
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Plosive
4.8 • 20.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
After many years of trying to make a date work, ‘Man Like Mobeen’ and ‘Taskmaster’ star Guz Khan is finally in the Dream Restaurant. But has he remembered his second phone?
‘Guz Khan’s Custom Cars’ is on Mondays at 9pm on QUEST. Watch it here.
Follow Guz on Instagram and TikTok @guzkhanofficial
Watch the video version of this episode on the Off Menu YouTube on Thu 29 Jan.
Off Menu is now on YouTube: @offmenupodcast
Follow Off Menu on Instagram and TikTok: @offmenuofficial.
And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.
Off Menu is a comedy podcast hosted by Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Produced, recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.
Video production by Megan McCarthy for Plosive.
Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design).
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the off-manu podcast, taking the peanut butter of conversation, enrobing in the milk chocolate of humor, letting it set in the fridge of podcasting, |
| 0:26.8 | you got yourself, peanut butter cups podcast, James. |
| 0:30.6 | Enrobing. |
| 0:31.6 | Enrobing, come on. |
| 0:33.3 | That is Ed Gamble. |
| 0:34.0 | My name is James A. Castro. |
| 0:35.1 | Together we own a dream restaurant every single week. |
| 0:37.0 | I love peanut butter cup. Every single week we inviting a guest. |
| 0:54.9 | They're asking their favourite ever start. They're going to kill me, I think. Side dish and drink. Not in that order. And this week, our guest is Gouskan. Guskan is a wonderful comedian, writer, actor. Presenter. It's everything. I mean, goodness, we're going to talk to him about something he's presenting. |
| 0:56.2 | The guy does everything. |
| 0:57.5 | It's absolutely everything. |
| 1:12.7 | He presented a show with you about what happens if Home Alone was real. How would you survive the traps? And did they? Spoiler warning. They're both on this episode. Hey, I know some people who watch that every Christmas, signs of Home Alone. Look, I'm not having a go at it. |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah, yeah. Classic show. |
| 1:16.0 | Do you mean they watch Home Alone, though? |
| 1:17.3 | No, they watch... All right. |
| 1:17.8 | The Science of Home Alone. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.7 | Who's doing that? |
| 1:20.1 | Me and Goose. |
| 1:20.8 | Who's doing that? |
| 1:22.0 | My nephews. |
| 1:25.5 | James, Goz is presenting a new show |
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