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From New York City's Upper West Side, Sam York Lazzar, every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions.

I say it every episode.

Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm feeling reenergized. Come back from a little bit of break.

I mean, we taped Shelby. How long ago did we tape episodes?

It's been two weeks now. It really feels like it's been like a month because now I'm doing so many podcasts and guests and all this shit.

It's too much. I think it's too much. So now I went to Ruba. Did a show in a Ruba. Thank you.

Ruba Ray, all of you go follow Ray Ellen. What a gig he's got. What a, I don't know who he, what gods he prayed to.

What gods, yeah, that half the year. What did he suck? He has done some shit. Jesus Christ. He's got quite a racket.

What sacrifices he threw into a volcano. And I love watching him. He's like, he's the mayor of that island.

Him and Columbus came and came and just came and conquered Ireland and they made him their king. A Ruba Ray.

A Ruba Ray. They named him after the island. It's crazy. So it's good to be back. I feel refreshed. Reenergized. I'm drinking a little bit more.

I went off the booze. I'm back on the booze. Let me introduce my guest, an OKP.

Very excited to have him here. Original key player.

Neamesh Patel. Thank you for coming back. What up? Thank you.

Pleasure to have you at Finding Neamesh on Twitter and Instagram. You've been to a Ruba. It's crazy. I went down last summer and with a Ruba Ray and I cannot wait to go back.

He's the king of that island. It's crazy. It's cool. A like to have someone who knows all the ins and outs of the island.

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