GUYS, IT’S MY MOM’S BIRTHDAY Ft. Sarah Doerner | Episode 190

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

Past Your Bedtime

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Sarah Doerner (aka sarahcha) joins Drew on the show this week for another terrifying Spooky Season episode. Drew and Sarah talk about the Plowman’s Lunch, Sarah’s run as a National Shakespeare Competition semi-finalist, what to do when your roommate boils his pantaloons in your shared pot, getting girlbossed by the police, and so much more. Sarah IG: https://www.instagram.com/ssarah.cha/Sarah Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sriracha.dFollow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	When you tell the time, like, tell me what the time is.
0:02.1	Don't be like, oh, a quarter past, blah, blah, blah.
0:03.8	All of these British people are like, you fucking Americans.
0:24.1	I'm like, I just want to know if it's 702 or not. Hey, shut up and tell me the real time. Yeah, the moss grows on the north side of the tree. I'm like, tell me the dye. Yeah, make me read a sundial. why don't you? Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section show.
0:28.3	Welcome your, well, first of all, happy spooky season.
0:32.6	Yay!
0:33.7	Me not even acknowledging that my head is being shoved through a hole.
1:11.6	Anyways, I'm so excited to spend spooky season with y'all. And to welcome our very special guests, please welcome the iconic, the hilarious, the ridiculously talented Sarah Durner. Woo! A.k.a. Hi. Hi. I'm so glad you're dressed up like me. Thanks. Wait, what? Nobody ever wants to match my freak when they come on my home. I don't know what the hell you're talking. This episode is presented to you by eBay. We all have that piece. You know the one. The thing that's so you. You've basically become known for it. And if you don't have yours yet,
1:17.6	you'll find it on eBay. Let me put you on, team. eBay is where you'll find those one-of-a-kind,
1:23.0	can't stop researching, stay up dreaming about pieces again and again. I'm talking that Mewo-Mu off the runway, red leather bomber, the Cousteau Barcelona top with the cowboy on it,
1:28.9	or that Patagonia fleece in the 2017 colorway. All these finds are on eBay, and they even offer
1:35.2	millions of main character pieces backed by authenticity guarantee. eBay is the place for pre-loved
1:40.9	and vintage fashion. eBay, things people love.
1:44.5	We both have our heads shoved through a hole.
1:46.2	I know.
1:46.6	And we're both happy to be here. This morning, I was scrunch. I was like, I was like, pulling it. So my head could fit there. Being reborn. I had to fit through here. I know. And yours is so erect. I wish mine was. I had to shove cardboard up there
1:59.8	to make her stand up straight.
2:00.9	I'm so serious.
2:01.6	Oh, it's not just on its own.
2:02.6	No, it was real flaccid
2:03.9	when I didn't have the cardboard. I wish mine was. I had to shove cardboard up there to make her stand up straight.
2:00.9	I'm so serious.
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