Guys: Episode 174 - Candy Guys with Merritt K

Guys: With Bryan Quinby

Murder Bryan

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week on Guys we had our friend (and special guest for the Toronto Live show that is on 6/5) Merritt K from 1-900-HOTDOG on the show to talk about something that I am, candy guys! A guy licked his jawbreaker into a cube, the vanillan situation in hersheys. People getting really angry at the Hershey Factory Tour, Why are these dark chocolate people so mean? We read some of the craziest reviews we've ever seen.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys.
0:21.1	I'm Brian.
0:22.1	This is my episode.
0:24.8	And I'm here with Chris.
0:26.6	Hey, how's it going?
0:27.4	Yeah, I mean, listen, I like a candy every now and then as well.
0:30.9	I don't think there's anything wrong with candy.
0:32.6	You don't know shit about candy.
0:36.3	Okay.
0:36.8	I'm not, I'm not trying to say I do. I'm just saying, I think I know about it in the same way as like a normal person and that I eat it. I ate it a lot more when I was a kid, but I eat, so I still eat candy now and I do still like it. You never have to grow up, Chris. You get any candy all your life. Yeah, I mean, there's health things. things i don't want to you could get a huge pot
0:57.2	i start watching this cartoon let's get merit on the show hi merit hey what's up so this is candy
1:02.5	huh candy guys candy guys so anyway last night as i was prepping this i was like i'm gonna watch
1:08.5	invincible which is a cartoon i don't usually watch cartoons I would never. I get really upset when people tell me and watch cartoons, actually. They're like, you got to watch this show on Amazon. It's so emotional and heartfelt. And I'm like, yeah, I watch grown-up shows, though. Like family guy and stuff like that. Like family guy. Yeah. I don't watch any cartoons. I can't get into them.
1:30.7	I don't know why i was going to say why but i'm not going to say why because chris will make
1:34.7	fun of me yeah why don't you say why don't you say why don't you say why when they fight you just
1:39.6	can't feel the impact like you can with real fight choreography yeah you, you're a bit of a, I mean, you're right about that. Thank you. So yeah, yeah. You're right about that. Yeah. I was watching Invincible last night and I was, my wife was like, I'm going to go to this happy hour. I want, I don't want to be there. It's the people at work. I'm going to go.
2:01.9	I'll be home early.
2:03.2	And then she didn't come home early. Well, I know Katie. And then I'm walking around the fucking house. I don't know what the fuck to do. You know what I mean? I'm texting her. Hey, when are you thinking about coming home? Yeah. And she's probably having a good time and having fun and stuff like that, right?
2:18.1	She does that when I'm not around all the time.
2:20.8	Yeah, it she's probably having a good time and having fun and stuff like that, right?
2:18.1	She does that when I'm not around all the time.
2:20.8	Yeah, it's annoying.
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