Guys: Episode 164 - MRE Guys with Chris Locke
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
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4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
See us live on 6/5 at The Royal Theater in Toronto! Get tickets here https://www.theguysery.com/
This week we had stand up comedian and one of the hosts of the The Evil Men Podcast on to talk about MRE Guys. They love old food and they will eat it no matter what. We introduced a new guy to the guys stable. How moldy is too moldy? Can i eat food that washed up on the beach? What is a romantic MRE for a date?
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you for letting me press record. |
| 0:03.3 | Makes me feel in charge. |
| 0:05.5 | Hey, this is a little pre-roll, everybody. |
| 0:08.5 | We, of course, forgot to do this before. |
| 0:11.3 | So I posted just like a little clip, but who listens to that anyways? |
| 0:14.9 | So we just wanted to post a message for... |
| 0:17.6 | Who listens to any of this shit? |
| 0:20.0 | Who would? But we wanted to post a little |
| 0:24.8 | message here for two minutes hey before you hit two minutes ahead mm-hmm you listen to what we |
| 0:30.5 | have to say don't hit two minutes well don't and we don't even know how long it's going to be |
| 0:34.1 | you might hit two minutes ahead you might not even get out of this bullshit we're doing right here let's do nine minutes let's do not let's do a nine minute commercial |
| 0:43.2 | thirty five minutes and just like they're like surely they got to be done soon they're just skipping |
| 0:48.3 | ahead over and over again and then all what's the worst you're skipping ahead you're skipping ahead |
| 0:53.1 | and then boom you're right where you're right into the show. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | Where we're talking about guys eating old food. Yeah, you miss the, even the end show. You missed all the old food talk. Yeah, you miss some old food talk. Well, in the beginning of this episode, you miss Brian calling me a bully. Anyways, so we just wanted to mention our live show so that the regular listeners of the |
| 1:14.2 | normal regular episodes here we are in toronto june 5th that's the day right that's the day |
| 1:21.3 | june 5th june 5th oh we don't do ads oh is that the day the day? Well, I literally forgot. I thought it was, |
| 1:28.5 | I thought it was June 4th for a second. So June 5th, it's a Friday night in Toronto at the Royal |
| 1:34.1 | Cinema, aka the Royal Theater. We have, as we're recording this, we've sold 275 out of the |
| 1:41.6 | 375 tickets, so almost three quarters of the tickets gone but yeah do get your |
| 1:46.4 | tickets if you're in the area or if you can make your way over there it's going to be a lot of fun |
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