Ohoy! Welcome to guys, the podcast about guys.

My name's Boater Brian, the captain of the boat.

My co-host's name is Chris.

He's the guy that he swabs the poop deck.

You don't know another name of anybody on a boat that you could have used?

Admiral.

But I didn't want to do that because what

if Admiral's above captain? We're done with this. I wanted to be the top guy on the boat.

I think the captain is the top guy on the boat. The captain is the guy who runs a show on the boat,

no doubt about it. Guy that just spent two days reading about boats doesn't know which is the

higher thing. And we have our guests this

week. Carl Tart, hi Carl. Hey, is that your real last name, Chris? No, it's not. Rudder is a, is a

boat term, I think. So I always try to like have, you know, some kind of a boat term. But why, why do you ask? Because I was, I was saying like the, it was, if that was your real name, then like the, it would be right there. It would be. It would be perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Did y'all not notice that? His name's Chris Boobes. Because we just did Boobes last boobs last episode you got you got stuck with boats

I got stuck with boat yeah last week it was boobs yeah big boobs we did big boobs guys guys who are

really into big boobs and it probably will be a little different episode although I mean boat guys

boats and boobs kind of do go together

a little bit, you know, because obviously, yeah, I mean, when people are out on boats,

they're sometimes wearing bikinis. I'm curious, Carl, have you, do you have any experience boating?

Have you ever been out on boats? Have you ever captained a boat?

Yes. Yes, I have. Wow.

I have captained.

I drove the boat.

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