Guys: Episode 157 - Bald Guys with Rax King
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
Murder Bryan
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys we talked about a subject near and dear to my heart, It's bald guys. We brought an advocate for head shaving Rax King to talk about the possibility that Meghan Markle is goofing on her husband's hair? Who is on the bald Mt. Rushmore, and finally, the ballad of Todd Memphis.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. |
| 0:20.0 | I just almost started this show by going, you know, like I did another time, but I didn't. |
| 0:26.9 | You've seen the name of the episode and you know that I am the obvious go-to person on this episode as the only bald person. |
| 0:35.0 | I am Brian and Chris is here. |
| 0:37.4 | Hey, everyone. don't fucking call |
| 0:39.1 | yourself bald it's an insult to us i'm not i'm you got more hair you got more hair than a rock |
| 0:47.6 | and roll star you have more hair than axel rose sir well that might be true i haven't seen him |
| 0:52.5 | recently but i don't i i have thinning hair, no doubt. Like my hair's thinning and I think, yeah, that I think I fall in that category where- It's 40. Yeah, I don't think I'm ever going to lose my hair. I don't think I'm ever going to lose it totally, but I think it will thin much more and I'll have that classic thin old man hair. You got on that row game. |
| 1:11.6 | They'll fix that. And I'll tell you. And our guest this week, and it will. I'll tell you a whole story about me trying to get on it. But it's just such a at some point I thought about it. And then I was like, I just don't care enough to be doing that every day. And you know, it's kind of, I don't know. I just, we can get into it. |
| 1:26.4 | I mean, Holkoken survived his whole life looking like he did. |
| 1:29.2 | So it's fine. |
| 1:30.1 | And our guest this week, of course, Rex King, hi, Rax. Hi, I have so many thoughts on everything Chris just said about his future as a thinning hair guy, but I'm going to keep a lid on him. the moment. Please tell us. Please tell us. |
| 1:44.4 | You got to shave your head, man. You got to commit. I understand it's a pain in the ass to like keep up with. But it's just you want to see a man who's committed to some kind of lifestyle. You like a bald head. I do like a bald head. But that's got nothing to do with it. Okay. So you think, but, but I like, do you think my hair right now needs to be shaved, you're saying? |
| 2:04.8 | Well. I do like a bald head, but that's got nothing to do with it. Okay, so you think, but, but I like, do you think my hair right now needs to be shaved, you're saying? Well, no, but I, you know, you're talking about the, the future when you've got the thinning hair situation. I got to tell you something. This is, this is like a true thing that I'm going to tell you, and this is like a real thing, is that my dad had that and he sported it really well |
| 2:20.0 | and he looked good until he died even, like, right up until the end of his life. And so I sort of, that's what I'm picturing myself as. But you're right, if it gets to a situation where I'm, you know, one of those sort of horseshoe guys, but I got a couple little things. No, I've shaved my head before. |
| 2:35.8 | I've had a bald head. I, yeah, I have no problem with that at all. Let me say, let me say this. I mean, maybe it's because you like your dad's horseshoe bald. And I'm like, he looks like a fucking idiot. Well, you know what I mean? Like my dad wasn't horseshoe bald again. So I do think the horseshoe bald look is, it's famous. |
| 2:51.8 | Like I think, you knowhoe bald look is, it's famous. |
| 2:51.9 | Like, I think, you know, George Costanza, like, it's just kind of, it's, it's never, it's not known as a good hairdo, obviously. |
| 3:00.6 | I actually had a conversation with my wife yesterday because we're doing this episode today. |
| 3:05.2 | And she was like, I was so glad when you gave up the fight |
| 3:09.6 | and just shaved your head because you were such a freak about like brushing your hair. And I'm |
| 3:15.9 | going to tell you why I was a freak of brushing my hair. I didn't know how to style my hair at all. |
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