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Guys: With Bryan Quinby

Guys: Episode 154 - DIY Guys with Kevin Banner

Guys: With Bryan Quinby

Murder Bryan

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

We had stand up comedian Kevin Banner on the show to talk about DIY Guys! How many books is enough to call a room a library? Should you work for your landlord? What the hell is up with Chip from Fixer Upper? Watch Kevin's special Heavy Favourite 

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Library?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to guys, the podcast about guys.

1:48.0

Shish. Shishu. I wanted to do a saw, cutting through wood. Shishu? That's what a saw sounds like. I know you probably don't do a lot of work with tools. Shishu sounds like a cute, like a character that would be like the, for the Olympics or something would be the mascot. Shishu, you know? That's what it sounds like to me. This guy's never used a tool in his life. He doesn't know what a saw sounds like. Yeah, I've never used a tool. I just do a podcast with one. I'm only kidding. I'm a good friend of yours. I play with my tool. Penis. Thanks for bailing me out on that. You're welcome. And this week, our guest, Kevin Banner, hi, Kevin. Hi, boys. I did not realize it was that kind of a filthy podcast, so I'm going to have to step up my game here. Oh, it is. Whoa. Oh, it's my, Charlie just was about as loud as has ever been in the other room right outside the door. So I apologize. He's hot under the collar. What are you going to do? Yeah, he just woke up. So, you know what I mean? When you just wake up, it's like what's going on. And yeah, just to clarify, Kevin, it is very much that that kind of show, unfortunately, like in a really disgusting way yeah no well i disagree see if we can get through this quickly then i don't know hour and a half minimum that's what we have to do yeah we have to have it has got to be 90% about come okay brian can you can brian let's not, let's not go off the rails before you've even introduced what we're talking about. Can you, let's just, let's, shish, shish.

1:54.9

That's the sound of a tool, a tool called a saw cutting through wood. That's you use it this is DIY guys uh guys that work

2:05.0

on their own shit and they're stupid as hell and they fuck everything up but they also are mean to

2:10.9

each other which is good for us got you so these are people your DIY guys like around the house

2:16.5

they're doing all like fixing up all their own stuff, making like repairs, building things that they need.

2:23.5

Just always wanting to do, like, projects, projects. Yeah, what you want to be doing with your life.

2:29.5

Yeah, that's, I mean, in a way, I do, I do want to be doing that. I want to get a house and I want to, you know, have different chores and things to do. I don't know that I'll be a full DIY guy, though, where I'm, you know, looking for projects. I think it's just the stuff like mowing my lawn and doing those basic things that I, that I'm interested in doing. Kevin, do you have any, do you have any interest in DIY stuff? Are you at all a DIY guy?

2:53.7

I was forced to become one because we bought a house. Well, my wife did and she's pretty neat,

3:00.8

so she lets me live here. But yeah, I do the lawn mowing, which I don't think that counts as DIY.

3:06.1

But if you see like the blue walls behind us, imagine in podcast world, you can see blue wall. I painted that. That's called salty dog blue. Wow. You picked the color. I picked the color too. Wow. I feel judged. I feel judged by the way you say that. But yeah, no. No, i've done some DIY stuff around the house i got some

3:25.3

i made some christmas decorations for the yard this year uh i made some trees with lights on them

3:31.1

out that's really now now i'm going to ask the question that's going to make everyone laugh

3:35.0

in the audience hey brian are you a DIY guy yeah Yeah, I like the music.

3:43.2

I'm into Fugazi, you know?

3:44.6

No, I'm not.

3:46.8

Well, no.

3:49.8

When, I mean, I was about to say yes.

3:52.3

And then I was like, because I built this room.

3:54.2

Well, well, and what you mean? You put the furniture in and put up the pictures and stuff?

3:57.1

Oh, I didn't put the pictures up. Oh don't know how and and all but you did have that one

4:02.7

project that you're working on for a while where it was a it was a it was a coffee grinder

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