Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys, I'm Brian and wistfully thinking about my childhood. Hi, Chris. How are you?

Oh, man. No worries at all back then. The only worry was, when am I going to get to the playground next to have a good slide? Yeah, nobody paid bills back then. It was all just beautiful times. And the slides were, they were metal and they were hot. Yeah, and they would burn your ass. And even if they didn't, even if the heat off the slide didn't burn your ass, it would burn your ass sliding down because you were wearing short shorts. Yep. Well, I will say they still do have some of those hot metal slides.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

They're still out there.

And, uh,

yesterday.

Because I've seen most of the playgrounds now are kind of,

they're kind of like woke and like plastic and like it's all made out of style.

It's like foam slides.

You know what I mean?

It's like foam slides. You know what I mean? It's like, well, what is this? Remember the big

wooden ones that we used to have? Like, they were like castles almost. Oh, yeah. You get slivers on them all the time or splinters as they say in the years. I miss having slivers. I love those. But Charlie went on one of those slides and it wasn't hot, but it was raining and he had his muddy, muddy buddy on and i was like

did you just go flying you're going to go pretty

faster buddy and he's just like let's do this

you know and it was raining and he had his muddy muddy buddy on and i was like did he just go flying you're

going to go pretty fast here buddy and he's just like let's do this you know and uh and he went and he

flew off of there you know just whipped himself off of there but he he's a he got back he wanted to go

again right away he does ever try to climb up the metal slide he does all the time he doesn't

all i did all day and all night.

That's all I really did in the 90s. And our guest this week, as you can hear. I heard you did a bunch of other stuff in the 90s too. Stefan, I didn't do anything in the 90s. Well, I think this is all I did in the 90s was good stuff. I got A's and Bs on my report card and I never masturbated. I honestly thought you said I got AIDS. That's what it sounded like. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. Now you got me being, I'm not nostalgic. I hated growing up. I thought it was the shits. Like I hated, hated, hated. I wanted to be an adult by the time I was six. Like I was just like, I would, I would have fucking got a job at six and just worked for the rest because I hated it. Well, you started like smoking at six, right? Yeah. I'm trying to think of, yeah, I started smoking way earlier in him. I started smoking at eight. Wow.

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