Guys: Episode 139 - Penis Guys with Mike Hale
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
Murder Bryan
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🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
We had Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks on to talk about Penis Guys! Is it OK to show off your penis at the gym? How big is Paul Newman's dick flaccid? We read a lot reviews that I am not gonna name in the description
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| 0:00.0 | Genuinely so annoying when the music doesn't start and it's just someone doing some fucking |
| 0:04.4 | ad before the show. But I did want to let you guys know that the geysery is open again, October |
| 0:10.6 | 3rd for patrons, October 4th for the general public. We have the violence gang long sleeve |
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| 0:25.6 | baseball caps. And we have the piece de resistance, the Queber Quinby duality of man |
| 0:33.3 | challenge flip coin. That's right. This is a challenge coin, but it's also a flip coin for all your |
| 0:39.0 | coin flipping needs if you just can't make your mind up. So head over to thegeysery.com. The prices are |
| 0:45.3 | reasonable. The quantities are limited, so don't sleep on it. Now enjoy penis guys. Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. |
| 1:17.0 | I am Brian and Mr. All Balls, Chris James is with us. |
| 1:18.5 | I think you have huge balls, Chris. |
| 1:21.8 | But like... 90% sure you have the most balls of the three people on this call. |
| 1:27.3 | Well, |
| 1:27.6 | listen, I don't want to get into that. But are you saying that it, if you're saying, if you're saying Mr. All balls, are you saying that like I have large balls, but it's like, no penis. Yeah. Smallest penis you've ever seen in your life. Micro penis, but the world's biggest biggest balls so you picture me just having a couple |
| 1:46.1 | of damn watermelons down there and then and then and then just the tiniest little nub of a penis |
| 1:53.1 | this so small such a small penis but huge balls you'd be a great candidate for the baldow |
| 2:00.5 | yes we yeah we know all for the baldow. Yes. Yeah. We know all about the ball though, of course. I think we, do we learn about it from our friends at YKS? Yes. That's where I learned about it from. Yeah, that's where I learned about it. Yeah. That was a good YK. Escapade. |
| 2:19.4 | You got to test these products, man. |
| 2:21.5 | You can't just go on and talk out of your ass. |
| 2:27.2 | That's what I appreciate it about you guys, you know, is that you're like, yeah, you make sure to inform yourself. |
| 2:28.9 | And of course, we're doing penis guys. |
| 2:31.4 | So I brought on one of our favorite guests db mike hale hi mike hello |
| 2:36.2 | first guest ever our our our first guest ever and beloved and i think have you ever been on |
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