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You know how I say 85% of the world is stupid?

Yes, correct.

It might be higher. Right. I don't know if you saw the footage of this but and this has happened all over the country and happens all the time.

But the Dum-Dums who drove the pickup truck into the giant foods in Germantown last night.

It might have been two nights ago.

Four in the morning.

Right.

Drove it into, you know, basically right where the cast registers are because they were

trying to steal the ATM machine right I mean that is that is a ballsy move I say

try yeah they couldn't lift the ATM machine to put it in the back of the pickup truck.

You should have had felt these, would have helped them voice that thing up in the bed?

No, it wasn't bolted down, it's just too heavy I guess for them.

Those blckies are heavy.

Bunch of wimpy. And there was three guys and they couldn't get it in.

Yeah, they had masks. Of course they had masks. These dumb dums, these idiots. So then they just

drove out of the giant, ditched the pickup truck in the parking lot, and ran away.

Moron!

Loser!

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