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I am slightly changed. My body has been slightly altered. I had a little work done on my body. No job.

No, but thanks. That was the first thing you went to. That's the thing I'm looking at your face. It's not on my face.

It's something was taken away. So in that sense, you're right. Something did get lessened on my body.

Penis reduction? No, I'm still on the waiting list for that. No, it was close, actually. I had my crotch reduced.

Oh, some degree. I had these moles taken off. One was a couple inches above my aforementioned penis.

And the other one was just to the right of my penis on your penis. No, no, close to it. Just like on the in the pubic area.

How many people stopped listening? Shout out to my doctor. I don't know if I can shout out a doctor. Dr. Saperstein. He's the best in L.I.

He had a really funny line to when he was taking it off. He said, I'm sure this is exactly what you wanted today.

A near sighted old bald guy with a scalpel near your schmeckle. It's funny line. He delivered it better than I just did.

So I apologize to Dr. Saperstein for ruining his line. And if that was in ladies and all people, check your moles.

Oh, this just turned into a PSA. I just landed the ship for the first time. Good for you.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Oh, dude, you're listening to life is short. And I am your host with just slightly fewer moles now just in long.

Life could be a dream sweetheart. Dude, dude, dude, Shapo.

And my fellow moly co-host, brother, Christian is with moly. You have to quite a few more. When you say we're moly people.

Yeah, I guess so compared to most people. But how many have you ever gotten any taken on?

Yeah. I had a couple taken off my back when I was a teenager. And I don't remember who the doctor was.

But he really did a horrible job. I have like big I must have been. You know both of them have scars from doctors who take those moles properly.

It must be the same doctor because we were both. We grew up in the same family. So I'm glad we're not shouting them out.

Oh, they're horrible. Yeah, like they look like bullet wounds. It looks like our nephew operated on us.

Dude, these like big jagged scars on my back from these little tiny moles. I know. I should go back though. It's been a while.

I think also the technology is better now. I think it's he just sapped it with something. He just did in two seconds. He like scraped it.

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