Guy Branum
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2017
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Guy Branum stops by the show to talk about Talk Show the Game Show, prune festivals, coming out, Feud, Berkeley, his favorite cracker, gay men being obsessed with the structure of social interactions, small talk, leaving Chelsea Lately, his relationship with Chelsea and behind-the-scenes stories, his conflict with Joe Rogan, why dating apps aren't in rom coms, G4 and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi hello, it is me, Allison Rosen. Welcome to another episode of Allison |
| 0:27.0 | Rosen as your new best friend. I'm sitting here in dining room studios with Guy |
| 0:31.1 | Brannum. Hello and welcome. Hello, good to be here. Post of talk show, the |
| 0:35.7 | game show, pop rocket. Yes. The album, Effable. Wow, that's a lot of good |
| 0:41.3 | promotion. Thank you so much. Writer of many television shows. Yes. And Guy who |
| 0:47.9 | mocks people who post a shit ton of pictures of their apartment dogs. Yes, I |
| 0:54.0 | do have a mean joke about that. It may be laugh, although it's me. Well, the thing is, is |
| 0:59.6 | that I am in the uncomfortable situation for an adult man of, I don't care about your |
| 1:04.8 | stupid cat. I don't care about your stupid dog. Don't listen Wendy. I love a good two-year-old, |
| 1:10.0 | though. I became aware through a different podcast of two writers in New York who regularly |
| 1:16.7 | post photos or videos of their two children being idiots. And now I just, it's the best show |
| 1:22.8 | on television. I love it so much. But men aren't supposed to like children. We are supposed |
| 1:29.6 | to be cruel to them or just have other better interests. So it makes me feel uncomfortable. |
| 1:35.9 | What are your other interests? Maybe not better. Well, pop culture is one. In fact, in the |
| 1:40.4 | before, before we even, I should have started by saying this, it's going to seem like a weird tangent. |
| 1:45.6 | I have not seen, I have not finished big little lies. I just, I feel like you're a guy who just |
| 1:51.4 | accidentally spoil it. So don't. Okay, I will not say I'm not, I will try not to spoil it. |
| 1:55.4 | The thing is, is one of my big pop culture beliefs is like, well, if you didn't want it spoiled, |
| 1:59.7 | you should have seen it by now. Right. Okay, so I was in a hot tub in Palm Springs. |
| 2:04.0 | We were talking about the novel Middlesex. And I started to reference a thing that happens |
| 2:09.1 | in the book. And he was like, hey, hey, hey, no spoilers. And it was like that there were race riots |
| 2:15.2 | in Detroit in the 60s. That's not a sport like history is not a spoiler. Right. |
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