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Am I the Jerk?

Guy BRAGS about Banging my Ex-Girlfrend... so I Make Sure He Never Drives Again

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

Guy brags about banging my ex-girlfriend, so I make sure he never drives again.

0:06.2

Here's what happened. Subscribe to Am I the Jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications.

0:11.4

I'm a regular at a bar. I don't have family, my roommate was out of town, so I went to the bar.

0:17.2

I was having a good night. Then this jerk showed up. Now, this jerk and I don't have a lot of

0:22.4

history in mind. I was dating a girl three years ago, she cheated on me, I broke up with her.

0:27.6

The whole relationship lasted all of a month. In my mind, that was the end of it. Things happen,

0:32.9

move on. The person she cheated on me with was this jerk. Now, this jerk is a weird person.

0:39.2

I don't harbor any ill will. This guy, however, ran in very vaguely the same circles as me.

0:45.1

He would see me at a bar or a party occasionally and make it a point to say,

0:49.6

I screwed that guy's girlfriend. Occasionally, it was a party host saying,

0:54.1

Hey, that guy's worried about you fighting him. Or at a bar.

0:57.9

Dude, you're going to kick that guy's butt because he's asking people to have his back.

1:01.8

I had zero interest in this guy. I gave not a single crap about him. I just wanted to have a

1:08.1

drink and have fun. What was weird about it is that he always introduced himself and acts like

1:13.2

he remembered me from somewhere. I'd be like, yeah, you bang Jennifer. Oh, who is she?

1:19.3

We stop dating. You know, after you banged her. Oh, well, good talk.

1:23.6

And the smug prick would pat me on the shoulder. This was pretty annoying. I dated this girl for

1:29.2

all of a month. It didn't even blip on my radar as a serious relationship. Except this guy would

1:35.0

show up every now and then and remind me he banged a girl I was dating. So, I'm in this bar.

1:40.4

I'm hanging out with some that's swapping war stories and here comes this jerk. He goes,

1:46.0

hey, I know you from I say, dude, not now. I'm in the middle of a story. Screw off for a bit.

1:52.3

I finished my story and he came back and said, I know you from somewhere. Yeah, you screwed Jennifer.

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