Oh my gosh, hi, it's me Dave Holmes. Welcome to Troubled Waters, the show that treats popular

culture as the most important kind of culture because it's the culture that has Celine Dion in it.

Now, to this end, Troubled Waters will pit a pair of entertainers against one another

in a pop culture battle to the ego death. To win this battle, each guest will be called upon to use their

smarts, their rhetorical skills, the great comebacks that they have been saving in one of those

Wi-Fi-enabled moleskin notebooks that I keep almost buying to earn the coveted Troubled Waters title

Pundit Emeritus, which will automatically give their opinion

on how obviously all of the world is team Sophie Turner, no matter how hard the Jonas family PR team

is spinning up a storm, more weight than a civilians. You are listening to Troubled Waters. to troubled waters. Let's meet our guests.

You want to?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Our first contestant is the author of There Our Mom's Way Worst Than You and the sequel

There Our Dad's Way Worse Than than you which will be out next year

it's our pal glen buzanne hello hello dave how are you so good so good it's so nice to see you

thrilled to be back nice to see you too so what's what's been going on oh gosh just striking up a storm

you know um out with the wj on the picket lines and, you know, solidarity all around.

So, and then everyone in my life is getting married.

So we've just been going to weddings on weddings on weddings.

Yeah.

Everyone's getting married somewhere also not near us.

So five flights.

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