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Thank you. Thank you. Happy V.D. And Valentine's Day. It's Friday, so you know what that means.

Greg's Leftovers. I'm going to do it. Or somewhere. It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

And as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey to Rashida Taleb's kissing booth.

So today is Valentine's Day, which means in New York City that after every stabbing, you receive a Russell Stover sampler.

According to a new poll, Joe Biden is the least popular living president.

His supporters, his supporters dispute that, saying he's dead.

Meanwhile, a former Democrat donor claims Joe Biden was put on drugs before campaign events.

Well, that explains the erection.

Off the coast of Chile, a kayaker was caught on camera being swallowed by a humpback whale,

prompting Joey Behar to say, I was nowhere near Chile.

Chile.

There's a rumor that Kanye West and Bianca said, sorry, are headed for divorce.

Kanye better not blame this on the Jews, or it's going to be hard to find a good lawyer.

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