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Here's Trump at a Women's Day event,

actually having the nerve to say out loud what so-called feminists kept to themselves.

When day one, I made the official policy of the United States government that there are only

two genders, male and female.

No matter how many surgeries you have or chemicals you inject,

if you're born with male DNA in every cell of your body,

you can never become a woman.

You're not going to be a woman.

Well, I guess that means I bought that lacy sports bra for nothing.

Trump also signed an executive order to protect our elections from illegal voting and

mysterious dumps of thousands of ballots after the deadline.

So from now on, if a state takes a month to count their ballots, it'll be because they hired

women.

A sexist will say.

Terrible.

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